Today's book is Sloppy Firsts by Megan McCafferty
"You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality."
"The minute our correspondence becomes obligatory, there's no point in keeping touch at all."
"The higher my GPA gets the more I realize high school is useless"
"She mailed me a Merry Christmas-I'm-Breaking-Up-with-You card. I'll read it to you," he said. He cleared his throat. "Dear Marcus. Merry Christmas. I'm breaking up with you. Mia."